They tell me I'm very petite because I weigh nine pounds. My best friend is my niece, Sue. She is not "petite." An American bulldog, she weighs about 85 pounds. But I can still take her in a fight. She has a little scar on her right shoulder from me. I'm fierce!
Black Eyed Susan, or Sue, my niece and best friend
My mom likes to watch "Lost" and "Survivor," but I like movies. My favorite movie is "All Dogs Go to Heaven." Sometimes movies make me cry, so I leave a box of tissues nearby.
So I can eat them.
When I was very young my mom took me to work with her a couple of times. She said I had to be very quiet. For some reason "THE BOSS" didn't need to know I was there. Mom gave me these cool toys to play with while she worked.
This is my friend Margot. She's also a princess. Here, she's sunning in an exotic, undisclosed location. Even there, however, she can't escape the paparazzi. We princesses are always hounded by camera-carriers.
This is what Margot looks like when she's awake. Sure, she's pretty, but my mom says I'm the cutest of all.
Look at me with the wind blowing back my hair! I'm so pretty! It was a good day because boxes are among my favorite things.
I eat them.
Just because Greta, a doberman, is like, two thousand years old, she thinks she's the boss of me. I like her anyway, but even after several months, she's not so sure she likes me. (Secretly, she sometimes plays with me when no one's looking.)
